Monday, June 8, 2009

Axe of Kindness

Last August, I was deep in the process of writing Bluer Than Midnight, a weird, noir-insprired two-act about The Blues, the Civil Rights Movement, and the Afterlife (no, really), when, taken with a wild notion, I went and bought a guitar because I figured, well, how can you write about the Blues from the inside without trying to play it? A quaint notion, but still....

Anyway, after a year of struggling with my Strat, I finally managed, this weekend, to play a Blues song above my usual profound level of lameness such that I enjoyed myself. It's "You Gotta Move," a Fred McDowell tune that the Stones covered on "Sticky Fingers." I'd looked up the tabs on the Internet, but the key was a challenging one for me, so I actually, honest-to-God transposed it to a key I could play (that's "A" boys and girls), and the pieces came together. Plus, the song's within my extensive, five-note vocal range; so I could actually sing the goddamn thing without hellishly embarassing myself.

Afterwards, I kind of sat back in a fugue state, my left hand aching like hell because I ended up playing it nonstop for about a half-hour, and thought: "Damn...I really did it. I'll be go to hell. I feel incredibly high."

And then I tried to play something else and was immediately humbled.

The play's more or less finished until it goes on to the next stage--a workshop or public reading--and I'm happy with it and looking forward to seeing where its journey next takes it. But whether it lives or dies, it's given me a moment I'll always remember.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Garden Report

A couple warm days of rain, including a spectacular thunder and lightning storm, and the garden's essentially gone loco. Some plants have practically doubled in size in a couple days. Especially blown away by the black bamboo, which went from waist-height to over my head in three days. Had a few casualties from the storm--the big white peonies fell over, despite being staked, but they're scenting the living room now with blooms six or seven inches across (with just a faint tracing of pink on the edges of the petals). I've had tremendous luck this year finding plants I was looking for, including the fantastic Verbena bonaresis (might have the spelling wrong there), which grows to four or five feet and then blooms with delicate, gauzy purple flowerheads. Purple haze, baby. Haven't been able to find it the last couple years, and now it seems to be everywhere.

Also pleasantly surprised to find a couple plants that I thought I'd lost have not only come back but come back in strength, especially the Geranium psilostemon, which is another supposedly common variety that I havent been able to find for a bit. Snagged one last year and thought I'd lost it in summer's heat. It forms a mound three or four feet high, and in summer it's smothered with one to two inch magenta flowers with a black center. A couple Eryngiums I also thought I'd lost came back, which pleases me to no end because I kind of collect the weird little buggers, with their spiky, steel-blue flowers.

It's going to be an amazing June. I expect to be taking a lot of pictures, especially since I've finally figured out the macro function on the G10. As with the rest of the camera, it's brilliant. The shot above is Lady's Mantle, which has a web of fine hairs on the leaves that cause rain to puddle up like sequins. A superb, simple plant with clusters of acid yellow flowers in summer.

S

What the hell's wrong with theatre?

Seriously: maybe it just needs more sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll. Whole heaping gobs more. Of all three. At the same time.

Parabasis asks the question....

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Come Down and Get It


So I guess my question is, how wasted does one have to get to play this correctly:














VENTILATOR BLUES

Guitar 1 main riff
^
E------------------------
B------------------------
G--------0-0-X-3-X--0---0
D--------0-0-X-3-X--0-3-0
A------1-----------------
E---3--------------------

Optional Guitar 2 main riff
^
E---------------------------------
B--------------------------------
G--------------0---3---0------0--
D----------0---------------3-----
A------1-------------------------
E---3----------------------------


X = hit strings with right hand or heavy palm muting

^ = bend ½

Guitar 2 during chorus

Gm Bb F
Ain't nobody slowing down no way
C (main riff) 2x
Everybody’s stepping on their accelerator
Gm Bb
Don't matter where you are
F C
Everybody’s gonna need a ventilator

Main riff

Gm Bb F
Everybody walking 'round
C (main riff) 2x
Everybody trying to step on their Creator
Gm Bb F
Don't matter where you are
(C)
Everybody, everybody gonna need

Guitar 1 Solo (coming soon)

Guitar 2 Main riff to end

Some kind of ventilator (randomly said to end)

Monday, June 1, 2009

The G10 Rules

Another from my garden. God, I love that camera.