Come Down and Get It

So I guess my question is, how wasted does one have to get to play this correctly:














VENTILATOR BLUES

Guitar 1 main riff
^
E------------------------
B------------------------
G--------0-0-X-3-X--0---0
D--------0-0-X-3-X--0-3-0
A------1-----------------
E---3--------------------

Optional Guitar 2 main riff
^
E---------------------------------
B--------------------------------
G--------------0---3---0------0--
D----------0---------------3-----
A------1-------------------------
E---3----------------------------


X = hit strings with right hand or heavy palm muting

^ = bend ½

Guitar 2 during chorus

Gm Bb F
Ain't nobody slowing down no way
C (main riff) 2x
Everybody’s stepping on their accelerator
Gm Bb
Don't matter where you are
F C
Everybody’s gonna need a ventilator

Main riff

Gm Bb F
Everybody walking 'round
C (main riff) 2x
Everybody trying to step on their Creator
Gm Bb F
Don't matter where you are
(C)
Everybody, everybody gonna need

Guitar 1 Solo (coming soon)

Guitar 2 Main riff to end

Some kind of ventilator (randomly said to end)