Friday, March 26, 2010

Another Reason I Miss Being a Journalist


Can't really blame the guy too much...you'd want to have a few drinks before attempting this. Those chest compressions aren't pretty.

Police: Drunk Pa. man tried to revive dead opossum
March 26, 2010 - 7:48pm


PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) - Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway.

State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Levier says the animal already had been dead a while.

The Associated Press could not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe.

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